I’m Amjad Two C and we come to you guys with the latest news update coming from the conflict in the Middle East. The United States have once again launched a search and rescue mission in order to locate and of course rescue the second pilot of the F-15E that crashed in Iran yesterday.
We also have an update from the mortal guard. The crown prince’s uh people’s army inside Iran who of course were leading the uprising in January against the Islamic Republic. They have now hacked the telecommunication system in Iran and also President Donald J. Trump has made a major announcement in in regards to the elimination of top IRGC military leaders.
We’re going to give you guys the latest update on this and of course get your reaction. Let’s quickly start with the first video that we have received. One of the major things that that we now have to also confirm is that the United States have now started to strike the Iraqi proxy invaders who have of course crossed over into Iran and we have had thousands of the Iraqis who have invaded the country.
We’ve also had today a huge number invading from Afghanistan but the Americans are now on top of it and they have been hitting these proxy positions especially around the border between Iraq and Iran. And before we begin, happy Easter to all you brilliant Christians out there and yeah tomorrow will be a bit of a delay until our first live update cuz obviously we have to be in church.
It’s Sunday and it’s also Easter Sunday. All right, let’s go and talk about the first update. The Americans hitting the proxies and there were there were a big group that were going to be joining the existing militants from the Hezbollah of Iraq that have been entered the country and this happened to them. Right by the border.
Yeah, this is just between about the border between Iran and Iraq and of course uh the man in the video was doing his usual Islamic uh condolences in all of Allah when somebody becomes a bit of a martyr, you have to say that apparently. All right, let’s also go to the latest video we have received now from just outside of Tehran, the capital in Iran.
That’s just a slow motion of that. Anyway. That’s still going but at the same time they as if you did watch our first live update today, we did talk about the split inside the Islamic regime in Iran. They are now hunting each other down. The hardliners, the so-called reformists, everybody is against everybody and they are burning each other’s posters, pictures, everything else out on the street.
In the middle of all this, the IRGC have realized that they have some problems because they just they started to as you guys know last week, they started to recruit children and child soldiers basically and that wasn’t enough because obviously kids Firstly, that’s child abuse. Secondly, kids are not professional fighters.
So then they decided to get the proxies from Iraq and now Afghanistan to invade Iran to help them. But that’s still not good enough because they are terrified of the prospects of the ground invasion by the Americans. So they are now bringing in jihadis from England. Yeah, England in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
We now have Islamists moving from This one, we have a video from one of them from Leeds, the city of Leeds in the north of England who has now said openly We’re going to show you the video with subtitles that he’s going to Iran to fight for the IRGC and he also has a British passport even though originally he’s actually ethnically from the Islamic Republic of Iran, the British government has absolutely no problem with a bunch of terrorists who live in England.
Firstly, that’s not really a big issue apparently. Secondly, they are openly leaving, going to another country to fight on behalf of terrorists. That’s absolutely normal behavior. Let’s watch this Shia IRGC militant. Yeah, that’s his passport. Leeds. Really? Your your leader is dead. So that guy I’ve come to save my leader. Yeah, he’s slightly dead, dude.
Did you not check the news before you went there? He’s he’s not around. Not really The supreme leader Khamenei and also Hussein. That’s the the third Shia Imam. Yeah, that goes back about 1400 years ago by the way. Uh So that’s that’s normal, right? So we now are sending terrorists from England to Iran to fight this war.
What a lovely situation we’re dealing with in the United Kingdom. Meanwhile, the IRGC on the ground can’t actually be on the ground so they are going into the tunnels and underground. We are there now obviously they have been using the road tunnels for some time but we have actually had this Iranian who sent this video I think to Iran International showing the the trucks and trailers in the tunnels carrying missile launchers and this is how they get away with it because they hide them throughout the day they hide them in tunnels and then they bring them out last minute, they launch a missile, then they go back into the tunnels. This is in I think Bushehr and Khorramabad between that route. Let’s watch this. Yeah, so this is how they get away with it. They they still have a fair few amount of launchers but they they hide them and then obviously these sort of tunnels are difficult to hit unless you want to bring the whole thing down and I’m afraid we’re going to get to a point where the only option for the Israelis and the Americans would be to basically hit everything or if they managed to actually locate the exact locations and deploy Israeli drones to go in and hit them. That’s not really an easy thing to do unless it was a video game but they are big big issues with dragging these rats out of the holes basically. They’re not brave enough or strong enough to actually be out there on the ground to fight the the Americans and the Israelis and the Iranians so they have to hide throughout the day.
Now we’re going to also go to Mahshahr. This video that was sent The description is they they they only managed to hit the Americans hit and the Israelis hit the petrochemical uh facility called Fajr 1 and Fajr 2, both of them. This was in an economic zone which was basically the utilities facilities for the IRGC linked companies but also some local companies.
This is in Amirkabir and there were other facilities around the area but this infrastructure some of it was hit, not the whole thing, not the whole area and we’re going to show you the video first because there was a lot of fake news on social media about what actually happened here. Here you go. So that’s uh what happened earlier and um it directly affected the capabilities of the Islamic regime in that part.
Having said that, we are expecting even more escalation over the next week especially by uh Americans but the Israelis are also planning something. I’m going to explain shortly about what they want to do. And we’re also going to talk about the the search and rescue operation that has now started I think a couple of hours ago. I’ll say now it’s dark in Iran.
So, if they want to go and rescue the second pilot, this is the perfect opportunity. Now, we’re going to talk about the immortal guard in Iran and uh what they have done. Uh firstly, we have a couple of comments. No longer watch fake news channels, only 20TV for the most current information. My husband now asks, “What does 20 have to report?” >> [laughter] >> Uh thanks for the truth.
The Karen from sunny Florida. Brilliant. Thank you, guys. Happy Easter from Tehran in the UK. I’m Israel. Hi. Happy Easter, everybody. And uh not second pilot, second but yeah, it it doesn’t matter. The the we we we we got we got people being pedantic. Who cares? Nobody cares. You you can go around crying, “Oh, but I was a weapon system operator.
” No one cares. I’m still going to say second pilot. I don’t care. Anyway, warthogs versus Toyotas. That should be on a merch. I’m going to put that on a merch. Okay, so that the is about that the reference is about the the Iraqi militias who have invaded Iran. Every single person has a Toyota. Okay, [snorts] so what are the immortal guard up to? Uh the latest we now have for you guys is that they have managed to hack the telecommunication systems in Iran.
This is a major development. And what they have decided to do is by hacking the telecom system, they they have sent out mass text messages or as they say SMS. Um I was going to say SMS messages, but the M stands for message. Uh and they they have been in they are now encouraging people on the ground to prepare to rise up when the time is right.
And the translation from the message is that this is a message from the immortal guard of Iran, the 332 Brigade. Of course, as you guys know, they have already set up networks, local networks, regional networks and widened nationwide as well. >> [clears throat] >> This is the 332 by the blood of our standing com- uh compatriots until the end.
” Uh the message is the rest of it is actually from the Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi, the leader of Iran uh saying, “From you, well you, the bravest and most devoted sons of Iran, we we I ask you and we ask you that you serve as the immortal guard and vanguard force of the nation in every possible way against the Islamic Republic’s oppression.
It is now uh time that currently we are seeing attacks from the skies. Uh many have weakened the regime and paved the way for the final collapse. Please note that this is not a call right now to take to the streets and do street protests. Rather, it is a call for you uh the youth of the immortal guard to be prepared.
This was the message from the Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi obviously posted by or sent out to people in Iran by the immortal guard. Of course, the immortal guard have been they were very active, very organized during the January uprising. And they’ve been preparing for this for some time now. This is one of the examples, one of the videos we did receive from them in January during the uprising. Watch.
And the ground campaign that they launched in January it was an extremely well organized. They’re targeting specific uh IRGC Basij bases. They knew exactly where to go and when to go and how to actually attack them. And also the other bases including a number of Islamic centers and mosques because they were being used as IRGC bases.
The the level of damage that the the the immortal guard or the the the people’s army in Iran caused against the regime was so severe that the the regime went absolutely insane and they couldn’t obviously get hold of and capture all their all their fighters. So, they decided to basically go mental and start massacring the protesters who were simply just walking around sometimes not even doing anything.
They were just out on the streets and they were just shooting at everybody, women, children, whatever that they saw. And that was a retaliation because they they knew that there is a bit of a problem now because we now have a guerrilla campaign warfare basically guerrilla warfare by the people’s army in Iran, the immortal guard, and they couldn’t do anything apart from obviously launching a massacre against everybody else.
But let’s also go to the president of the United States. He I think about an hour ago. Say about an hour ago, yeah. Just earlier. Posted this uh incredible statement with a video attached to it saying that let’s just let me put the video on for you guys. And they posted on Truth Social. There you go.
Many of Iran’s Well, there we go. There you go. Many of Iran’s military leaders who have led them poorly and unwisely are terminated along with much else with this massive strike in Tehran. President Donald J. Trump. This was in the northern parts of the capital. Near near Tehran. So, yeah. The problem with this right now is that uh President Trump
has now cornered the regime in Iran because uh the strikes happening in the dark, we know they’ve been hitting huge number of senior figures, right? Now, you’re not going to find out who’s actually dead for again at least another few days because number one, the regime in Iran need to actually find out what happened, right? Who’s around? Who’s still alive? Who’s dead? Then they’re going to have to actually find them themselves.
And then they’re going to be in denial for another few days. And then they’re going to be forced, but they’re also going to pretend that they’re still alive. They’re going to post on social media. That’s the usual routine. You had the same with Khamenei and everybody else. You remember when he was supposed to make a national address live speech and then we realized he was already dead.
And then after a few days, after a week, they’re eventually going to confirm who actually died. And then they’re going to do the drive-by funerals that they do in Tehran on the streets. The Israeli Defense Forces have also released their latest video from the operations saying that we have destroyed a mobile ballistic missile launcher in Iran’s Tabriz region.
Releasing the the footage as I mean, this is just one launcher by the way. And the only concerning thing here is that uh this seems to be like a big achievement. And that’s the only worry because one launcher one not multiple, one apparently warranted a whole video and to basically make the announcement. I I still better than nothing, but it’s just one launcher.
But so, we’ll we’ll see what is happening. Clearly, that means that they at this point the Israelis and the Americans are struggling to a hit all the remaining launchers because as I said, they are mobile and they keep moving them around. The only way you could do that is if you have special forces to go in and basically identify and locate them and then take them out that way.
The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps’s performance when it comes to the missile launchers is also slightly problematic right now. Over the last [clears throat] three days, we’ve had a huge number of misfires. It’s worrying because what we are trying to figure out is whether the people who are launching the rockets, the the missiles, whether they are stupid or whether the remaining um elements in terms of the ballistic missiles are faulty or whether the missile launchers are a little bit problematic.
We don’t know, but this is another one from uh today in the Pars province in the south. Watch this. This is another one. After the launch, it malfunctioned. And once again, it was uh it fell into onto a village near not far from Shiraz, the city of Shiraz. Crazy. Now, they again, over the last 3 days, we’ve had a few of these.
Every single time they are hitting civilian areas. And obviously, they’re going to add those numbers, casualties, to the overall number of people who have been killed in the war by the Americans and the Israelis. That’s exactly what they’re going to do. Same thing that you saw in Gaza. Now, speaking of the other side, we also have this uh former uh Hamas uh Hezbollah.
Hamas, they they were the future once. Uh Hezbollah have released a a video of them uh um launching a missile at Tel Aviv. But, they haven’t actually showed the missile launch. What they decided to do, in a very bizarre situation, Hezbollah in Lebanon have decided to show off by show a video of the tunnel that they used.
This is [music] the underground tunnel in Lebanon that they used to launch their missiles towards Israel. Are you trying to make [music] it easy for the Israeli defense forces? I’m not really sure what their plan is. But, yeah, they seem to be quite proud of uh being rats, being [music] cowards. Why are you doing this? This is actually filmed by Hezbollah with the logo.
And they actually published it themselves. Uh I think that’s the main [music] reason cuz they wanted to basically uh showed the the actual capabilities. But, what that actually does is uh It just shows the whole system, the whole place. You’re not really helping. And this was actually uh sanctioned officially by [music] the leadership of Hezbollah.
It’s not like a rogue uh leak. It’s not like a some some random rogue person uh leaked this information or released it. Uh this was actually officially launched by uh by released by the leadership. Insane. Uh the other updates that uh major updates, so one is the Russians. [music] The Russians have now evacuated 198 of their staff members from the Bushehr [music] nuclear plant in the south of Iran.
As you guys know, Bushehr uh not too far from the border with the Iraq and Kuwait. >> [music] >> And also the Kharg Island, right next to the Persian Gulf. [music] A very key location. And that nuclear facility, nuclear plant is also very important. The Russians have now evacuated, clearly indicating something is going to happen there.
Uh on the other hand, the Israeli defense forces are now [music] also, according to Channel 13, are preparing for attacks on the uh additional energy sites and facilities. [music] But, they they are waiting for a green light from the United States. Uh also, as I said, the US uh have now overnight [music] launched a Hang on.
That’s funny. Uh Yeah, I just realized the the audio wasn’t supposed to be on and it just went up. That wasn’t my fault. >> [clears throat] >> It’s Let me just clarify. Over the last few hours, we’ve had massive problems with the a new update on our system. It wasn’t my fault. I couldn’t hear what you could hear.
I could not hear that the music was actually loud. So, apologies. Hopefully, it’s fixed now, right? Uh but, where was I? What was the last thing you could actually hear before the music went crazy? Was it from the beginning? If I have to start from the beginning, that would be crazy. Um well, just a quick thing, obviously. Uh the the Russians have now evacuated 198 staff from the Bushehr nuclear plant.
The Israelis are getting ready to hit the uh more energy sites, waiting for a green light from the Americans. And uh US have launched a search and rescue operation in the western part of uh Iran uh to rescue the missing F-15E uh crew member, or as I say, second pilot. Sue me. And uh but also a big big announcements by US government in terms of the IRGC members and relatives in the United States.
Uh the Europeans, including the British government, could learn from the American government on how to keep your citizens and country safe. Okay? Firstly, Secretary of State said, “Until recently, Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter were green card holders living lavishly in the United States. Afshar is the niece of deceased Iranian Major General Qassem Soleimani.
She is also an outspoken supporter of the Iranian regime who celebrated attacks on Americans and referred to our country as the great Satan. This week, I terminated both Afshar and her daughter’s legal status. And they are now in ICE custody. God bless ICE. ICE ICE baby. Pending removal from the United States.
Uh the Trump administration will not allow our country to become a home for foreign nationals who support anti-American terrorist regimes. Winning. We are getting sick and tired of winning. Uh this is it. Green card revoked. Legal status all out. You are being deported. Uh brilliant. We also then had this confirmation with more details from the Homeland Security saying, “On the 3rd of April, ICE officers in Los Angeles arrested Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and uh uh Sarina Sadat What is this name? That’s not even a name. That I’m I
Trust me, I’m Iranian. That’s not a name. Sarina Sadat Sadat Sadat I don’t know what is going on. Uh Hosseini, uh the niece of and grandniece of Qassem Soleimani, the the late head of the Quds Forces of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, who was killed by drone strike ordered by President Trump in 2020. Soleimani Afshar entered the United States in June 2015, the Obama days, on a tourist visa.
In 2019, a judge granted her asylum. Hmm. In 2021, she became a green card holder under the Biden administration. In July 2025, she filed a naturalization application where she disclosed she traveled to Iran at least four times since being issued a green card. Her trips to Iran illustrate her asylum claims were fraudulent. Her daughter, not going to say that name again, entered the United States in July 2015 on a student visa.
In 2019, a judge granted her asylum. In 2023, she became a green card holder under the Biden administration. It is a privilege to be granted green card to live in the United States of America. If we have reason to believe a green card holder poses a threat to the US, the green card will be revoked. And this time, it has been revoked. Winning.
So much winning. Okay. I’m going to get some uh quick reaction from uh the >> [sighs] >> live chats. Uh there is some more information coming in as well. Hmm. All right. >> [snorts] >> Uh happy Easter. God bless your channel. Thank you so much. Happy Easter. Uh Stahma promised to help. He didn’t say who. Oh. At these capitalizers after I said World Health Organization.
Ivan says, “With luck, he won’t return to my city of Leeds.” I don’t know who was from Leeds. Huh. That explains everything. Uh F Iran and F Trump. That’s a that’s an oxymoron, okay? For not turning sand into glass. Anyway, >> [clears throat] >> I pray that this is fake news. What’s fake news? But, I just heard on YouTube that North Korea Here we go.
Has smuggled 500 Hwasong-19 intercontinental to Iran. Let them do it. What are they going to do with it? Have you not seen what they’re doing with their own launches at this point? Nothing is working. It’s all falling apart. And North Korea, do you remember what they did when they were going to help the Russians in Ukraine? Half of them got lost.
The others, when they sent weapons to Russia, none of it worked. It was a completely shambolic situation. I don’t know why these guys have been trusting North Koreans. You think the stuff from China is bad? Well, North Korea is the little or Aldi of uh of the of Asia. It’s Don’t trust it. It’s terrible. Yeah, no no one cares.
That also there’s no confirmation that they’ve done this by the way. Uh but even if they do it what’s going to happen? The MI great deal. Also this shows if if it were true, which is not, um that just shows that the Islamic regime of that basic has been paralyzed so much that they have to get a handful of intercontinental missiles from North Korea.
That’s probably not going to work anyway. >> [snorts] >> Uh I read there that United National Socialists What? Oh, that’s the UN. Um moaning due to a lack of US funds. Yeah. Especially when they uh lose their building in New York. They have to They have to find a new place. Hey, cardboard 2CCTV Team Goldie of the meme war.
Oh, that reminds me uh there is a major update on the prank wars. Unfortunately, there has been uh an unprovoked attack on this channel. This time Goldie Ghomari as you guys know the brilliant Goldie Ghomari who launched the prank wars recently. And we had to retaliate to defend our sovereignty on this channel. She then begged for ceasefire.
And of course we respected that. Then she did hit back again because it was the 1st of April. And I said, “Okay, that’s fine. It was a prearranged launch. That’s fine. But we now have another attack. And allegedly this comes from Goldie Ghomari’s proxy, allegedly, Armin. And I’m just going to show what we’re dealing with.
It is whole with this whole thing. In case you’re not familiar with what we’re talking about, Goldie Ghomari, former elected politician in Canada, also a freedom fighter for Iran and Iranians who has been doing a great job every single day since the beginning of the uprising. I’m afraid she decided to launch a prank war by pranking me.
And then things kicked off. And now we have this. I’m going to show you what this whole situation is about. I can’t take this seriously. They have now made another AI meme video targeting 2CCTV. Apparently we are now cardboard 2CCTV like the supreme leader. Hang on. There we go. Let’s go. Project Vendetta. We’re coming [music] for you.
Wait. That was loud. >> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music]
[music] >> Why am I in a flying carpet? >> [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Okay. That Okay. Firstly, cardboard 2CCTV, right? I believe this is false flag. Right. So Goldie Ghomari claims that she was not responsible, right? She then indicated that Armin on the far right far right uh was responsible. Armin is Goldie’s proxy.
Both of them obviously Iranian. And this attack on me included putting both of them in the video so that they seem innocent cuz they’re also being targeted. The only difference is they both look amazing, right? They both look great. And I look like a a Pakistani local corner shopkeeper. Nothing’s wrong anything wrong with it, but I don’t look like that.
That is not me. Also why do I look like I’m on heroin? What? That makes no sense. Look at that face. That anyway, Armin, proxy. He looks great. Although not in this his eyes look huge. Anyway, [snorts] so this is what I’m dealing with on a daily basis while we are awaiting the collapse of the Islamic regime in Iran.
I also have to deal with the these unprovoked attacks on 2CCTV and its sovereignty. Woo. Anyway, >> [snorts] >> Trump’s tweet literally woke me up. Boom. Oh, the Truth Social thing. Yeah. Eric says, “Maya, it’s sabotage.” What sabotage? The meme? Yeah. Problem with the live chat comments like super chats is that when you leave when you post the comment, it will probably get It’s going to probably going to be read minutes later. So it’s not going to be instant.
So without context I’m I’m afraid I wouldn’t know what talking about. Missiles made in China. Yeah, and those were the Chinese ones. Wait for the North Koreans. They’re not even going to launch. Keep misfiring. Why hasn’t the UN condemned the use of cluster bombs? Because the UN doesn’t care about the IRGC committing so-called war crimes as they would say.
>> [sighs] >> Hezbollah gave valuable intel with the tunnel video. To be fair, in their defense I think at this point the Mossad already are kind of aware of the structure of the tunnels, but yeah, that video didn’t really help, did it? Uh do you have Greg the Goat’s brother and sisters for sale? By the way, the 72 version goats are actually goat demons that do all the pitching.
No, Greg the Goat is unique. Massive beard. And uh we were hearing you well, but it was extra dramatic. I I’m going to go watch that back the moment where the the audio was extremely loud and I couldn’t hear it. Whoops. That’s not my fault. It’s the new update. It’s going to be fixed at some point. I’m not responsible.
I’m just the puppet apparently on a flying carpet according to that video. Can we describe Labor and the Greens with the IRGC? Yeah, probably not. Uh 2C, happy Easter. I like the date and time, but also like watching numbers climb. I’m worried about the Iranian army stepping up the plate. And we’re waiting for that.
Why are you worried? You seem so confident. Pal let me call them out, but don’t see them. The Crown Prince uh uh has well, according to his team, he’s already been in contact with them for the last few months anyway, those who have defected. Uh but he called out the the pro-regime army.
He called them out saying that you guys who claim to have fought for eight years against Iraq, you are now allowing the Iraqi proxies to invade your country, our country. He called them out, the pro-regime army, not those who have a defected. So slightly different. And they’re not supposed to be doing anything yet because the strikes are still happening.
Is Abu Musa Island taken by the US? No. We have a deadline until Tuesday, the 6th of April, President Trump said. And he gave a reminder that you got 2 days left, the IRGC. Uh I didn’t know you’re a good dancer. I’m I’m a great dancer. Cardboard who? 2C. Uh blessed this day. I have two questions about Tajikistan.
What do you know about the IRGC factory there? And not details. And smuggling drones through Iran. They’ve already done We showed you the videos. Um they have been sending a lot of trucks and lorries and whatever with all the drones and military equipment over the last couple of weeks. Number two, what are Shah’s plans about the Persian world policy? Uh there is no Persian world policy.
Uh there will be uh Iran’s foreign policy. Uh but the the Shah or the Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi uh doesn’t is not producing government policies because he’s not the head of government. Why would he introduce a government policy in that sense? Uh he is currently the leader of the opposition and he’s going to be the leader of the the transitional government temporarily until you have a referendum.
Uh but if you want to read uh what or find out what uh Iran’s outlook is going to look like uh once the Islamic occupation forces uh have been uh removed uh the best way you can actually do this is to go to the Iran prosperity project. And uh the website is iranprosperityproject.com. And uh there is a whole blueprint hundreds of pages uh where you basically have the Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi outlining the plan the overall plan for the transitional phase the referendum, the elections, and security, the economy, society, civil
rights, everything. And that’s just the the the foundation of the country. And of course the the basic things we could say about what you would say world policy or foreign affairs is uh the first one is the recognition uh that Israel is a country. That That’s the first thing you have to do because currently in Iran they do not recognize Israel as a state.
And uh of course friendship with the Americans and the Israelis once again and the push for the Cyrus Accords following the Abraham Accords which is a friendship between the Arabs, the Jews, and the Iranians. So >> [clears throat] >> essentially uh you can read all that in the on the Iran prosperityproject.com. Eric says the missiles.
Oh, the sabotage. You Who’s doing the sabotage? The missiles are doing the sabotage? By just going down on the run. Yeah. The the the missiles are not fighting against the IRGC to be fair. Eric is right. A big one from Peter. Thank you. Saying you’re doing a great job. Thank you. Joey actually, it’s not Peter. Why Why Why equal Peter and Joey are the same? From North Dakota. Thank you so much.
Joey. How you doing? Uh I had to. Uh you should do a video with Goldie lining her bed. What? Okay. Uh yeah. And I think Goldie is winning. Time to strategize. Call up your reinforcements. I’m rooting for you. Thanks for the facts and the last. Okay, firstly, I have decided to respect the ceasefire between myself and Goldie Ghamari and her YouTube channel.
But my only warning to Goldie and her army is that the 2 C TV army is larger, most powerful, the most beautiful and we could annihilate you by one order. If I tell the members of 2 C TV Plus in our chat forum if I tell them to rise up against Goldie Ghamari you will see a prank that’s never been done before. The most beautiful prank in the history of pranks.
But it’s probably best for you to just negotiate a deal. That’s the best thing for you. Otherwise, you’re going to regret it. Uh for now the ceasefire remains in place. I 2 C, can you not send in the Zohan disco disco? There is a few things happening. Uh let’s quickly go to the latest developments uh from the region and I have now officially run out of water.
I also ran out of my uh Fiji water so I’m now on Evian which is Bring back my Fiji. Uh okay. Couple of things. Uh we I think we are going to get an update soon about the search and rescue operation. Hopefully. Uh we also now have Esfahan uh the in the center of Iran uh getting hit massively. There we go. We have a an unconfirmed image unverified but could be true of the Americans right now flying low in Iran in the pursue of uh the US service member who is currently lost in Iran. Wow.
We don’t know exactly situation. He’s been in contact with the Americans. So this is a US helicopter in the southwestern parts of Iran uh continuing the search and rescue mission for the missing F-15E crew member. Uh again, the image has now been posted but we can’t verify if it is genuine.
But I mean it doesn’t matter because if we know the helicopter is there and if you take a picture it will probably look like this anyway. So whether this is real or not it doesn’t matter. It will be leaked officially like this. Uh that’s uh the current update. The the mission continues. Apparently it’s real. Okay. Well. Let’s go with that. I Yeah.
I think Kuwait has been attacked again. Uh yes. There’s been a lot of focus on Kuwait. Obviously the United Arab Emirates continues to get attacked as well. And uh we have another update from the Islamic regime. They have once again rejected a temporary ceasefire. They have now demanded an immediate end to war and a clear guarantee that the US won’t attack again which is the same that they said last week and two weeks ago.
One of the most stupid things about this demand is that it’s not really a demand. It’s a wish. You can’t demand that for example the US your enemy to guarantee to not attack you in the future. What Okay, so the Americans could say sure. Let’s shake hands. I’m not going to attack you.
Well, they can they can do it again in 7 years time or 5 years time. Okay. What are What are you going to do if they break the promise? What it it’s a stupid the most stupid demand I’ve ever heard. Now, can you can you promise you’re not going to attack me again? Put it in writing. Sign it. Like oh, okay. You can’t demand that. Um I think they’re having some problems with negotiation but with the the people who are in charge of negotiations right now.
>> [sighs] >> And uh I think uh the US forces are now striking the areas in southwestern parts of Iran where the missing pilot is located. But that’s actually according to uh the Islamic Republic media. This is brilliant. So the Islamic regime have now lost their mind. This is uh Tasnim news.
They’re now saying that the Americans are trying to kill their own pilot. Yeah. Because that’s going to be good news. That’s going to be great PR for President Trump. Claiming that uh the IRGC have killed uh the the US service member and say yeah, this is bad. That’s just going to destroy the popular ratings and of course the the morale in the military.
The whole strategy Uh do they think they’re dealing with Idi actually they are dealing with idiots cuz they’re dealing with people like um Tucker Carlson and uh Chunky Yogurt from uh the Young Turks and the other weird one Anna whatever her name is. Kasparian. I mean it’s embarrassing. All right. We got Mr.
Rainbow saying the term civil war is often considered an oxymoron because it is brutal and violent conflict not a polite and civilized one. Uh civil war I’m going to repeat myself. Uh in the words civil war civil doesn’t mean civilized. It means domestic. It’s It’s a whole different meaning. Um it’s not the same. But uh yes, we Yeah, we got what you meant yesterday or earlier today whatever it was yesterday about the word civilized.
The basis of peace through pork is this. A man’s Islamic radicalism must cool down when that man is earning wages serving you bacon for your breakfast. What? Eat more bacon. Spread global peace. Yeah. I approve this message. All right. Uh I think we are now going to wait for more updates. Uh the helicopter that we saw was uh the another HH-60G from uh the US Air Force and we will come back as we get more information about the search and rescue operation in the southwestern parts of Iran.
